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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:09
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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No, not a chance
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.